Randy rejected my love =(...

Eric · 03-14-2005, 04:22 AM

I don't know why I torture myself like this. Randy would probably turn me away or judo chop my butt if I am persistant with my advances. He's probably like that guy of 'N Sync who only like beautiful things and doesn't like ugly things in his life. I bet he wouldn't even see my love as beautiful, just the dirty monkey it came from. I bet if I tried to call him he would hang up on me and tell his friends I was his agent or something. I bet if he gave me a ride he would make me sit on a towel or trash bag or some sort of platic seatcover thing. Then after he dropped me off he would spray the seat with some sort of disinfectant. That night while he is out, he would probably ignore my calls that I make just to make sure he's okay and safe. Hell, I bet he would turn his phone off.

Then after I give up he would message me a couple days later and say something like "WTF I thought we were friends, why are you ignoring me?". I would cry and ask him to stop then he would ask who the hell hurt me and threaten to kick his ass. I wouldn't have the heart to tell him that it was YOU! RANDY! that hurt me so I would say it's nothing and we should hang out. Then he would say he's not sure when he could and he would call me once he checks his schedule. I'd wait on MSN, giddy inside wondering if I should get him a present or if I should work out a little or something.

...

Wahhhhhhhh

Stuff2Do · 03-14-2005, 08:36 AM

hahahahaha, roflmfao, thats so funny, randy, why you treat eric this way???

Eric · 03-14-2005, 08:48 AM

I just got a call from him and he said "Nobody's perfect except me". "I'm going to backstab you!" and he said he's dumping me

...
I swear if I see him in real life, I'd kill him on the spot!!!

If things don't work that way, I'll buy his house and make him homeless, and don't worry, I have enough money to do that. I'll teach him a lesson for messing with me!!!

Stuff2Do · 03-14-2005, 11:58 AM

hahahaha, and if anyone says eric aint the funniest, then just read this thread

dude66 · 03-14-2005, 01:26 PM

Funny eric i needed cheering up thanks your still the funny guy on the community.

Randy · 03-14-2005, 03:23 PM

Eric. Nice story. Too bad its not true. I still don't mind talking and have nothing against you or any other member. Most of our differences have been put behind us and we're ready for a fresh start.

03-14-2005, 04:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Eric Google Guru Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 2,395 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Randy rejected my love =(... I don't know why I torture myself like this. Randy would probably turn me away or judo chop my butt if I am persistant with my advances. He's probably like that guy of 'N Sync who only like beautiful things and doesn't like ugly things in his life. I bet he wouldn't even see my love as beautiful, just the dirty monkey it came from. I bet if I tried to call him he would hang up on me and tell his friends I was his agent or something. I bet if he gave me a ride he would make me sit on a towel or trash bag or some sort of platic seatcover thing. Then after he dropped me off he would spray the seat with some sort of disinfectant. That night while he is out, he would probably ignore my calls that I make just to make sure he's okay and safe. Hell, I bet he would turn his phone off. Then after I give up he would message me a couple days later and say something like "WTF I thought we were friends, why are you ignoring me?". I would cry and ask him to stop then he would ask who the hell hurt me and threaten to kick his ass. I wouldn't have the heart to tell him that it was YOU! RANDY! that hurt me so I would say it's nothing and we should hang out. Then he would say he's not sure when he could and he would call me once he checks his schedule. I'd wait on MSN, giddy inside wondering if I should get him a present or if I should work out a little or something. ... Wahhhhhhhh

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03-14-2005, 08:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stuff2Do Elite Googler Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England, UK Posts: 1,118 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahahahaha, roflmfao, thats so funny, randy, why you treat eric this way???

03-14-2005, 08:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Eric Google Guru Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 2,395 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I just got a call from him and he said "Nobody's perfect except me". "I'm going to backstab you!" and he said he's dumping me ... I swear if I see him in real life, I'd kill him on the spot!!! If things don't work that way, I'll buy his house and make him homeless, and don't worry, I have enough money to do that. I'll teach him a lesson for messing with me!!!

03-14-2005, 11:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stuff2Do Elite Googler Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England, UK Posts: 1,118 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahahaha, and if anyone says eric aint the funniest, then just read this thread

03-14-2005, 01:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
dude66 Elite Googler Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Thursday Posts: 1,844 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Funny eric i needed cheering up thanks your still the funny guy on the community.

03-14-2005, 03:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Randy Google Guru Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Eric. Nice story. Too bad its not true. I still don't mind talking and have nothing against you or any other member. Most of our differences have been put behind us and we're ready for a fresh start.

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