is computer Female or Male?

[ugly_cat] · 10-19-2007, 10:29 PM

Geezer · 10-20-2007, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by [ugly_cat]

is computer Female or Male?

If it gives you trouble, it's female.

bodhost.co.uk · 10-20-2007, 05:37 AM

Lol,

you can call it gay when it gives us trouble

veseven · 10-20-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Geezer

If it gives you trouble, it's female.

So it depends to the situation? I bet not all the time your having trouble with your computer which means at that time your computer is a male. Bisexual?

alex-party · 10-20-2007, 06:12 PM

Hahahhaha, what an absurd quetion.
Man, you have to get away from your computer, go outside, breathe some fresh air and never sleep with your laptop, you'll get headaches in the morning! Haahahaha..nice one.

[ugly_cat] · 10-22-2007, 01:58 AM

Reasons to believe computers are Female:
1.. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Reasons to believe computers are Male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

info_art2007 · 10-22-2007, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by [ugly_cat]

is computer Female or Male?

LOL! HAHAHA that was the most weird question in these thread Ive ever Read!

catya · 10-22-2007, 02:58 AM

maybe it is bisexual!!! hahaha...

klyt · 10-25-2007, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by catya

maybe it is bisexual!!! hahaha...

im with you catya . LOLz

[ugly_cat] · 10-27-2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catya

maybe it is bisexual!!! hahaha...

Quote:

Originally Posted by klyt

im with you catya . LOLz

why are you think???

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[ugly_cat] Google Guru Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MM Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 76 Thanked 66 Times in 61 Posts	Reasons to believe computers are Female: 1.. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". 4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Reasons to believe computers are Male: 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem 3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

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