Lost Ball

[klyt]

Lost Ball


A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows." "We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey! This looks like yours!'"

[catya]

lalz... hahaa funny one!!! husband is blind and think its the ball of the cow is like ball of the wife hahahaha

[jeanprixx]

[Smiththinger_007]

That´s greate!!

A few Months ago, i had trouble with my girlfriend, cause i said she have the same Trousers as the girl in front.
Okay, the girl in the front had a very very big butt. But i mean, the girl had the same but five numbers smaller.

Womans!!---> very difficult!!

But i have not concussion or multiple bruises!!
--> cause i am bigger than she.

[knggomez]

ouch!!!!!that hurts

[zeruel]

hahaha! that's funny man!