A Girl's and Boy's Prayer

klyt · 11-01-2007, 01:12 AM

A Girl's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say, when I ask How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
in the hall, the garden, and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A Boy's Prayer

I pray for a girl with big tits and a big ass.

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catya · 11-01-2007, 01:47 AM

hahaha.... smart girl!!!
and too short pray for a boy like him!!!

jamaine12 · 12-20-2007, 12:31 AM

Boys..boys boys..tsk tsk tsk!

dee_el07 · 12-20-2007, 09:56 AM

Women are always wise.. and men are always like that.. they go/said direct to the point!

pharmaboy07 · 01-06-2008, 09:01 PM

not all men!

sleepyhead · 01-06-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamaine12

Boys..boys boys..tsk tsk tsk!

boys will be boys but thats not all of us ever wanted!

11-01-2007, 01:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
klyt Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: toilet .......... Posts: 943 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	A Girl's and Boy's Prayer A Girl's Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask How big's my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin', in the hall, the garden, and in the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer I pray for a girl with big tits and a big ass. .................................................. .......................

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