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Old 11-07-2007, 10:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Very Short Story...

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I & C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yay! i like this one.. If only men would listen.. Men are always hot tempered and usually hard headed person.. they don't wanna listen sometimes.. and this attitude leads them into trouble..
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it's a funny story......but there was a lesson on it..
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey Is This The Pig?!


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Old 11-07-2007, 10:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what kind of pig is that?
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what kind of pig is that?
a dead pig edited on photoshop.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I & C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

hahahahaha you make me laugh .....

the moral lesson was sometimes listen to strangers ....
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hhhmmm, men have pride, so they won't listen easily...
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hhhmmm, men have pride, so they won't listen easily...

I don't have! I Love Listening to Girls thoughts and Opinion!
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Maybe neither one was listening...

...and they were driving really fast and so couldn't hear all that well, and the woman yelled, "BIG!" and the man, thinking she was trying to sell something, yelled, "PITCH!"
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