Honesty!

jeanprixx · 11-11-2007, 11:07 PM

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

harvestersel · 11-15-2007, 11:40 PM

what if you see your wife in the next life holding a matchbox? lol hehe

pharmaboy07 · 01-06-2008, 11:27 PM

hahaha, kinda funny

sleepyhead · 01-07-2008, 12:13 AM

thats unfair! lol!

11-11-2007, 11:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Honesty! Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Only twice, I think," says the second guy. "Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy. "Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying. "What's wrong?" "I just saw my wife." "So?" "She was riding a skateboard."

11-15-2007, 11:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
harvestersel Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: california Posts: 392 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	what if ? what if you see your wife in the next life holding a matchbox? lol hehe

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