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Old 12-26-2007, 07:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking The MASOCHIST

A bored sadist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, pyromaniac and masochist in a psychiatric ward.

SADIST: hey, why don’t we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: yeah! We’ll torture a cat then fuck it!
MURDERER: we’ll torture it, fuck it and them kill it!
NECROPHILE: we’ll torture it, fuck it, kill it, and then fuck it again!
PYROMANIAC: Yeah, then we’ll burn the cat!

[sudden silence.. Then all asked the masochist, “WHY don’t you say
anything?”]

MASOCHIST: meow!
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol.... nice story you got there! poor little cat... meow..
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Old 12-27-2007, 11:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a great opportunity for the masochist.
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Old 12-29-2007, 06:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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it makes me laugh so loud like a crazy girl mom even yelled at me
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Old 01-06-2008, 09:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ahahaha, nice joke... that made me laugh!
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah me too when i first read at it
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Old 02-05-2008, 02:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That's great!
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Ha ha nice one v good.
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Old 04-15-2008, 12:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i hope they dont do it to my cat . or else.
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Talking I agree with you

I agree with you !I support you .
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