a joke from my country

MarieJoy · 01-15-2008, 12:12 AM

1 day a 3 VIP on the philippines held a secret meeting on the malacanang
and they are Fidel, gloria and erap.

not knowing that there meeting was leaked out!!!

20 unknow terrorist storm the place gloria, fidel and erap was shocked!! and scared, trembling with fears.. they dont know where to hide!!!
they were running and hiding and when suddenly a 2 terrorist notice there shadows..

they run on the garage!! they were 3 sacks there so the 3 grabbed one sacks and hid inside of them.

the 2 terrorist was puzzled!! asking where did they ran to? and hide?

the other 1 notice the first sack

he kick it! inside on the sack was fidel , for them not to get notice
he voiced like a cat!! Fidel says: MEOW!!! MEOW!!! the terrorist says its a cat its not one of them..

then he saw the other sack again!! inside of it was gloria, the terrorist kick it!! gloria posed like a dog and yelled!! WOOF!! WOOF!!! the terrorist says its a dog its not one of them so she safe now.

the 3rd sack he saw, inside was erap!! he kicked it!! but nothing happens, nothing yelled inside it.. he kicked and kicked it and kicked it.. when suddenly erap yelled!! "I AM A POTATO!!! THATS WHY I DONT MAKE SOUNDS!!!!"...

friend4fantasy · 02-05-2008, 02:09 PM

MarieJoy... What country are you from?

harry_puta · 02-05-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by friend4fantasy

MarieJoy... What country are you from?

I tried the word "Erap" on google, and it seems like that joke came from philippines.

MarieJoy · 02-07-2008, 05:23 PM

yes i was born on philippines but grew up here in Minnesota

harvestersel · 04-15-2008, 12:05 AM

poor erap . he really is something when it comes to being you know what.

jabo · 04-15-2008, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarieJoy

yes i was born on philippines but grew up here in Minnesota

really, where in the Philippines were you born?

harvestersel · 04-15-2008, 09:10 AM

i was born in olongapo city. hmmm..... top of the mornin' to ya!

MarieJoy · 05-05-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jabo

really, where in the Philippines were you born?

Dagupan City, pangasinan

01-15-2008, 12:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
MarieJoy Master Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 573 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	a joke from my country 1 day a 3 VIP on the philippines held a secret meeting on the malacanang and they are Fidel, gloria and erap. not knowing that there meeting was leaked out!!! 20 unknow terrorist storm the place gloria, fidel and erap was shocked!! and scared, trembling with fears.. they dont know where to hide!!! they were running and hiding and when suddenly a 2 terrorist notice there shadows.. they run on the garage!! they were 3 sacks there so the 3 grabbed one sacks and hid inside of them. the 2 terrorist was puzzled!! asking where did they ran to? and hide? the other 1 notice the first sack he kick it! inside on the sack was fidel , for them not to get notice he voiced like a cat!! Fidel says: MEOW!!! MEOW!!! the terrorist says its a cat its not one of them.. then he saw the other sack again!! inside of it was gloria, the terrorist kick it!! gloria posed like a dog and yelled!! WOOF!! WOOF!!! the terrorist says its a dog its not one of them so she safe now. the 3rd sack he saw, inside was erap!! he kicked it!! but nothing happens, nothing yelled inside it.. he kicked and kicked it and kicked it.. when suddenly erap yelled!! "I AM A POTATO!!! THATS WHY I DONT MAKE SOUNDS!!!!"...

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Forwarding from one country to another	bfis108137	Chit Chat	2	12-29-2007 10:42 PM
If You become the President of you country what would you 1st do?	jeanprixx	Chit Chat	27	12-20-2007 06:11 PM
Where do you want to go? What country?	harvestersel	Chit Chat	32	12-06-2007 12:03 AM
Is YPN available in my country...	threedollars	Yahoo Publisher Network	9	10-31-2006 10:33 AM
What's Wrong With My Country? And How Do We Fix It?	WHOISWITHMERU	Introduce Yourself	8	05-03-2006 01:57 AM

02-05-2008, 02:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
friend4fantasy Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 724 Thanks: 3 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	MarieJoy... What country are you from?

02-07-2008, 05:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
MarieJoy Master Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 573 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	yes i was born on philippines but grew up here in Minnesota

04-15-2008, 12:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
harvestersel Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: california Posts: 374 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	poor erap . he really is something when it comes to being you know what.

04-15-2008, 09:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
harvestersel Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: california Posts: 374 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i was born in olongapo city. hmmm..... top of the mornin' to ya!

GoogleCommunity Sponsor
Use coupon "forum" for 50% Off!


Sponsored Links