joke no 2

Gooooogler · 05-18-2005, 01:37 AM

A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of

going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying
with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of
epithet from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berate,
his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple
of days?"

"That would suit me just fine !!!" the man said.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday went by with the same result.

Wednesday went by with the same result.

Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,
just out of the corner of his left eye.

Andylkl · 05-18-2005, 03:47 AM

Hahahaha! Good one!

cvrk3 · 05-18-2005, 07:00 AM

what she used?

Gooooogler · 05-18-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cvrk3

what she used?

Why do u want to know. May be you will keep that thing away when u have an argument with you loved one

cvrk3 · 05-18-2005, 09:09 AM

You guessed it right!

05-18-2005, 01:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gooooogler Master Googler Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Moving towards Heaven Posts: 780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	joke no 2 A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithet from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berate, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" "That would suit me just fine !!!" the man said. Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result. Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.

05-18-2005, 03:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Andylkl Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Georgetown, Penang, Malaysia Posts: 795 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hahahaha! Good one! __________________ Please read the Google Community rules before posting! I have a strict zero-tolerance policy against spammers, and I won't hesitate to ban!

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05-18-2005, 07:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
cvrk3 Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: India Posts: 2,399 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	what she used?

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cvrk3 Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: India Posts: 2,399 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You guessed it right!

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