If u were gay, wud u hav sex0rz with a dude?

[Eriksson]

i'd hav sex0rz with david hasselhoff and i aint ashamed to say it coz i know that if i wasnt straight i'd be defiantly be gay or bisexual. i m not a hypocrite like u guys.
if sum member of this forum is gonna touch me and say hey lets go out and stuff, i'd be like HEY DO U WANT ME TO **** U in the ASS!?!?, no ofcourse not, DUDE IM NOT GAY SO STFU N00B AND LEAVE ME ALONE! ...
ther wuz this guy who hit on me i had rad hair, i said hey, dude, lay off IM SIMPLY NOT GAY, and he was like OKAY! ...then my friends said omfg wtf rofl u got hit on by terry bogard lolz(pic: hottest guy on earth)
kevin sorbo is also hot, hes my latest love interest coz he's so awesome muskular dood.
sorbo and palz
when i saw that pic first i was like lawl, omfg teh Sorbown3d!!11!!1one!1oneone!1

[Gooooogler]

HEY DO U WANT ME TO **** U in the ASS!?!?,

what if some one like to do this to you in this forum. I know there are lof ot poeple just ready to do that

[Eriksson]

Originally Posted by Gooooogler

what if some one like to do this to you in this forum. I know there are lof ot poeple just ready to do that

well, my threat is actually 2 pronged. on one hand it is aimed to scare people away but on the other hand (prong) it is my way of finding a date. if u said yes i would pm u and get ur number then set something up for later in the week. i would ask that u come pick me up (of course) and i would have everything arranged. i would call ahead to the restaraunt and make sure they know they have to help me open the door and pull out your chair for you. basically what this means is i wheel over to the chair/door and bump my arm against it then the waiter opens/pulls it out for you.

then basically we just go where the night takes us. so long as its not near water.
basicly i wanna see if u guys luv me. but if u dont have a ferrari and only a scooter or skateboard, i wont hav dinner with u, simple as that, ok? u hav to learn about metrosex.

[dude66]

[mumbles] If I had a ban button right now...[/mumbles]