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the start of my bad day
On the way to work this morning, I rear-ended a car.
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, "I am not happy." So I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That's how the fight started... |
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You guys do a wonderful job! Keep up the good work! --- Bobby (Air Jordans).
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Luke Slomka Dwarf
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ladies and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!" Luke Slomka |
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