the start of my bad day

jabo · 06-10-2008, 12:09 AM

On the way to work this morning, I rear-ended a car.

Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy.

He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said,

"I am not happy."

So I said,

"Well, which one are you then?"

That's how the fight started...

EDDIEB98 · 06-10-2008, 10:27 AM

and how did it get worse after that if that was only the start?

jabo · 06-10-2008, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDDIEB98

and how did it get worse after that if that was only the start?

the dude knew karate, so I ended up getting my rear kicked..lol, just kidding mate.

kicksfanscom · 10-30-2008, 11:24 PM

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Luke Slomka · 12-16-2008, 02:35 AM

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ladies and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

Luke Slomka

06-10-2008, 12:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
jabo Master Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 636 Thanks: 1 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts	the start of my bad day On the way to work this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, "I am not happy." So I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That's how the fight started...

06-10-2008, 10:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
EDDIEB98 Senior Googler Join Date: May 2008 Location: Redditch, Worcestershire Posts: 119 Thanks: 9 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	erm... and how did it get worse after that if that was only the start?

10-30-2008, 11:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
kicksfanscom Banned Googler Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 89 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You guys do a wonderful job! Keep up the good work! You guys do a wonderful job! Keep up the good work! --- Bobby (Air Jordans).

12-16-2008, 02:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
Luke Slomka Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 32 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Luke Slomka Dwarf Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ladies and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!" Luke Slomka

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