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Old 06-10-2008, 12:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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words women use

Words Women Use>>>

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are >right and you need to shut up.

>>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.>>

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and >you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end >in fine.>>

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement >often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot >and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you >about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)>>

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can >make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before >deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.>>

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say >you're welcome.>>

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning >this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is >now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's >wrong?" For the woman's response refer to god for the answer
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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its funny! this quite true though..he he he! nice observation...
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have a wild stab in the dark and predict that you're a woman Jabo?
Am I right?
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have a wild stab in the dark and predict that you're a woman Jabo?
Am I right?

nope. I'm a dude... think of this one, if a woman made this thread, do you think she would admit all of those?
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nope. I'm a dude... think of this one, if a woman made this thread, do you think she would admit all of those?
am I that one? I guess I have made a self confession...
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nope. I'm a dude... think of this one, if a woman made this thread, do you think she would admit all of those?

lol im a female and i admit aswell as prob add a lot more to it for you lol
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hahaha .. funny words from women.

NICE!
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8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>
this can also mean they give up

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lol im a female and i admit aswell as prob add a lot more to it for you lol
well, we wouldn't be having this communication problems if you just talk....
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this can also mean they give up



well, we wouldn't be having this communication problems if you just talk....

this is true but if u just listened and didnt need reminding to do something a million times over we wouldnt get stroppy from the start lol but more to the point my other half is the same if he has an issue he keeps quiet till im saying wats wrong u dont seem ur self and still he says im fine then later on he says can we chat about some issues i have i mean why not just say earlier rather then put us in a strop from the start
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nope. I'm a dude... think of this one, if a woman made this thread, do you think she would admit all of those?
Sorry mate, so much for me being physco-annalyticaly inspired by Sigmund Freud..
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