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Old 06-11-2008, 12:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look

What is your secret?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'


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hahaha its so funny..but its that you? lol
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha its so funny..but its that you? lol

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Smile agree with you

I agree with you !I support you . As formidable as the raymond grinder
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This is a excellent site, added to favorites!! If you read this story you will LOL: Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"Gloria showed a pair new nike shoes and suggested a Nike shoes website Nike Shoes,Jordan Shoes,Air Jordan are so cheap at OKNike.com. that she likes very much and bought her nike shoes from them. Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
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