Google Community
Latest Forums Rules Resources
Custom Search

Go Back   Google Community > The Community > Rants, Raves, and Jokes

GoogleCommunity Sponsor
Cirtex Hosting
Use coupon "forum" for 50% Off!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-12-2008, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
Master Googler
 
jabo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 619
Thanks: 1
Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts
jabo is on a distinguished road
Make me a sentence

make me a sentence from this new words
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything, and then leaves.
3.ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4.SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6.PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.
8.SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies
get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.
9.STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.
10.SWIPEOUT : An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11.XEROX SUBSIDY : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's
workplace.
12.IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but
you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again. Often feel like doing this to my computer----
14.ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. >From the World Wide Web error Message
'404 Not Found,' meaning that the requested site could not be located.
16.GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same
no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17.OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).
18.WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.
19.CROP DUSTING : Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube
Farm
jabo is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to jabo For This Useful Post:
EDDIEB98 (06-13-2008)
 
Sponsored Links
Old 06-13-2008, 03:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Googler
 
EDDIEB98's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Redditch, Worcestershire
Posts: 119
Thanks: 9
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
EDDIEB98 is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to EDDIEB98
Thumbs up arf!arf!

Very good, Jabo, very good..I couldn't construct a sentence out of that if I had a gun to my head.
Impressive though mate,
EDDIEB98 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
is it rise or raise in this sentence? mudboo Chit Chat 2 06-05-2008 04:27 AM
Finish the Sentence anrev Chit Chat 23 05-15-2008 11:32 PM
Make peace with your PC, make peace with your life supporter All About Google 0 05-04-2008 01:04 AM
how much can i make? Stellar heli Google AdWords & AdSense Forum 4 10-18-2007 12:34 PM
Death Sentence Kyandra General Discussion 50 08-28-2007 06:29 AM


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:33 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0
© 2004–2007 Google Community