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Old 06-06-2005, 02:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke no 3

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to
farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to
return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the
natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts
walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief,
"This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little
farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a
couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really
flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and
kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he
has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to
each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that
way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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Old 06-06-2005, 03:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL.
I love native Americans.
They're awesome.
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Old 06-06-2005, 03:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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keep them up
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not a bad joke, however, not exactly funny. What is the point?
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