Luke Slomka Alcohol warnings

Luke Slomka · 01-12-2009, 04:29 PM

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

friend4fantasy · 03-08-2009, 05:22 PM

This is why I don't drink..

MallShoppingFromHome.com - Online Shopping Mall

desigac · 03-13-2009, 02:25 PM

01-12-2009, 04:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Luke Slomka Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 32 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Luke Slomka Alcohol warnings The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

03-13-2009, 02:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
desigac Elite Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,300 Thanks: 12 Thanked 31 Times in 30 Posts	Do not take alcohol Do not drink alcohol Home Online Jobs \| Data Entry Jobs \| Part Time Jobs \| Jobs Online \| work at home Money Making Online \| Jobs online \| Part Time Jobs \| Work from Home \| Data Entry jobs

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Luke Slomka Christmas Jokes	Luke Slomka	Rants, Raves, and Jokes	2	01-19-2009 10:02 PM
Luke Slomka Thalidomide Bad Taste	Luke Slomka	Rants, Raves, and Jokes	0	01-05-2009 01:55 PM
Luke Slomka are computer men or women	Luke Slomka	Rants, Raves, and Jokes	0	12-22-2008 08:12 AM
Luke Slomka Is windows a virus	Luke Slomka	Rants, Raves, and Jokes	0	12-21-2008 02:32 AM
Luke Slomka squirrels and nuts	Luke Slomka	Rants, Raves, and Jokes	0	12-18-2008 10:43 AM

03-08-2009, 05:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
friend4fantasy Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 728 Thanks: 3 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	This is why I don't drink.. MallShoppingFromHome.com - Online Shopping Mall

GoogleCommunity Sponsor


Sponsored Links