Kiss

[kcmandava]

When blue collar workers go out together on a weekend they talk about
>football.
>When middle management are together, they talk about tennis.
>Top management discusses golf.
>Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls.
>
>Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked:
>"I want to buy this material for a dress. How much does it cost?"
>
>"Only one kiss per metre" replied the smirking male clerk.
>
>"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten metres."
>
>With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
>quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
>
>The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
>beside her, "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

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