I hate boys vs I hate girls

[kcmandava]

> > >>I HATE BOYS VS. I HATE GIRLS (HiLaRiOuS)
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> BOYS
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> A heart is not a playing thing,
> > >> A heart is not a toy,
> > >> but if you want it broken,
> > >> Just give it to a boy.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> Boys,they like to play with things
> > >> To see what makes them run,
> > >> But when it comes to kissing,
> > >> They do it just for fun.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> Boys never give their hearts away
> > >> They play us girls for fools,
> > >> They wait until we give our hearts
> > >> And then they play it cool.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> You will wonder where he is at night,
> > >> You will wonder if he is true,
> > >> One moment you will be happy,
> > >> One moment you will be blue.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> If you get the chance to see him
> > >> Your heart begins to dance,
> > >> Your life revolves around him,
> > >> There's nothing like romance.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> And then it starts to happen,
> > >> You worry day and night,
> > >> You see my friend, you're losing him
> > >> It never turns out right.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> Boys are great though immature,
> > >> The price you pay is high,
> > >> He may seem sweet and gorgeous,
> > >> But remember he is just a guy.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> Don't fall in love with just a boy
> > >> That's takes a lot of nerve.
> > >> You see my friend,you need a man
> > >> To get what you deserve.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> So when you think that you're in love,
> > >> Be careful if you can
> > >> Before you give your heart away
> > >> Make sure that he's a man.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> GIRLS
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> There are many good things in life,
> > >> Like cars,money,and weed.
> > >> But if you want something confusing,
> > >> A girl is all you need.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> A girl doesn't say what she wants,
> > >> But you're somehow supposed to know,
> > >> If they want to do this or do that,
> > >> Stay here,stay there,or just go.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> Then there's the time,you all know what I mean,
> > >> That monthly little joy,
> > >> That lets them abuse the shit out of you,
> > >> just for being a boy.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> If you ever dare to look at another girl,
> > >> They seem to scream,go on,and panic.
> > >> But watch how fast they ignore you,
> > >> at the sight of that queer from "Titanic".
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> They give you questions like,
> > >> "Am I fat?",
> > >> And "If you could go with one of my
> > friends,who?",
> > >> There is no answer, face the facts,
> > >> You are definitely through.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> They take nothing and blow it up,
> > >> And make a tremendous fuss,
> > >> So girls no matter what you think,
> > >> You are just as hard to understand as us.
> > >>=
> > >>
> > >> To get rid of the bad luck you may be having
> > with the one you love,
> > >>send
> > >> this to as many people as you can "including
> the
> > person who sent
> > >>this to
> > >>you" in the next 24 hours........
> > >> 0 ~ You will have bad luck with guys/girls for
> > the next 2 years.
> > >> 5 ~ Your crush will start to notice you.
> > >> 10 ~ Your crush will ask you out.
> > >> 15 ~ Your crush will kiss you.
> > >> 20 ~ All of the above (exept of course the 0
> > part).....and anything
> > >>you
> > >>could ever wish for will come true... >>
> > >>

[L4nc3k]

no opinion...
o.o
-Lance

[suchi20]

ok. poetry-not HiLaRiOuS

no offence only opnion

[Çãt JåÐí$]

Hehe its pretty truthfull actually

[cvrk3]

no wonder, chaitanya, the disciple of krsna knows the girls better!!

[Çãt JåÐí$]

the diciple of a what what??

[cvrk3]

krishna is the indian God known for promiscuity! Chaitanya is his disciple on whose lines the "hare ram hare krishna" foundation has been laid. Krishna the original indian name is pronounced as krsna in some western media! for more details about Krishna:

http://www.lotussculpture.com/krishna1.htm
http://www.sanatansociety.org/hindu_...es/krishna.htm

Due to paucity of time i have provided the immediate links as available from google search.

[Çãt JåÐí$]

Amazingly amazing!

[puzzlebox]

I actually thinks it's funny!

[IamTheKing9]

That was really very funny! How did you make it, chaitanyamandava? It is really very good (I say this again).