Philosophy of Life

[kcmandava]

Philosophy of Life...
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your
>>>>father-in-law is
>>
>>>>a poor man, it's your
>>>stupidity.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- I was born
>>>>intelligent - education ruined me.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- A bus
>>>>station is
>>>>where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my
>>>>desk, I
>>>>have a work station.... what more can I say..........
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- If it's true
>>>>that we
>>>>are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here
>>>>for?
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Since light
>>>>travels
>>>>faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them
>>>>speak.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- How come
>>>>"abbreviated" is such a long word ?
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Money is not
>>>>everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- One should
>>>>love
>>>>animals. They are so tasty.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Save water.
>>>>Shower
>>>>with your girl friend.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Love thy
>>>>neighbor.
>>>>But don't get caught.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Behind every
>>>>successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful
>>>>man, there
>>
>>>>are two.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Every man
>>>>should
>>>>marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- The wise
>>>>never marry.
>>
>>>>And when they marry they become otherwise.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Success is a
>>>>relative
>>
>>>>term. It brings so many
>>>relatives.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Never put
>>>>off the
>>>>work till tomorrow what you can put
>>>off today.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Love is
>>>>photogenic.
>>>>It needs darkness to develop
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- Children in
>>>>backseats
>>
>>>>cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- "Your future
>>>>depends
>>>>on your dreams" So go to sleep
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- There should
>>>>be a
>>>>better way to start a day than
>>>waking up every morning
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- "Hard work
>>>>never
>>>>killed anybody" But why take the risk !
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- "Work
>>>>fascinates me"
>>>>I can look at it for hours !
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- God made
>>>>relatives;
>>>>Thank God we can choose our
>>>friends.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- When two's
>>>>company,
>>>>three's the result !
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- A dress is
>>>>like a
>>>>barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the
>>>>view
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------- The more you
>>>>learn,
>>>>the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The
>>>>more you
>>>>forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
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[L4nc3k]

lol.
Nice joke.kept it.
-Lance