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Old 08-11-2005, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Check your english....

# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

* (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.


# About his family:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)



# At the ground:

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.


# To a boy, angrily:

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol.
Nice joke.Thats exactly wat I do
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