Long Live Bachelors

[kcmandava]

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after
all,happiness is not the only
thing in life!!

--Anonymous


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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2

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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Some where I have never
been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then
the mud fell off.
--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump
in."

--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in
first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when
his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man
seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man
approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to
collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "

[L4nc3k]

lol.
Nice joke.(or rather, quotas)
-Lance