Taxi

kcmandava · 08-11-2005, 07:01 PM

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't
ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! “The passenger
apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you
so much. The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
bodies for the last 25 years."

L4nc3k · 08-12-2005, 03:29 AM

lol.
Nice joke.
-Lance

08-11-2005, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Taxi A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! “The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."

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08-12-2005, 03:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
L4nc3k Google Freak Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Selangor, Malaysia Posts: 424 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol. Nice joke. -Lance

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