Golfing Genie

kcmandava · 08-13-2005, 01:31 PM

A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife sliced her shot and the ball smashed through the window of a large house. They walked over to assess the damage. They peeked inside the home and found a man sitting on a carpet with a large red turban on his head.

"Are you the owner of the house?" they asked.

"No," he replied, "Someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over that little vase, and freed me from my bottle. I am very grateful! In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes, but the third I will keep for myself."

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded and said, "Done!" The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my wicked way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years and after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire."

"Alright," they agreed.

When the act was done, the genie then asked the wife "How long have you been married?" She replied, "3 years." The genie then asked, "And how old is your husband?" She replied, "He's 31." The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in all this genie stuff?"

JAck NEilsen · 09-04-2005, 03:01 AM

lol thats a good one

kcmandava · 09-04-2005, 04:43 AM

Glad I could make someone laugh !

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 09-04-2005, 10:54 AM

lolz, nice...

broken · 09-05-2005, 04:00 AM

Pretty good!

Çãt JåÐí$ · 09-05-2005, 01:58 PM

I don't get it *disapointed face*

JAck NEilsen · 09-06-2005, 01:13 AM

well the guy isnt really a gennie and just took advantage of the dudes wife by pretending he was

it took me a while

08-13-2005, 01:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Golfing Genie A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife sliced her shot and the ball smashed through the window of a large house. They walked over to assess the damage. They peeked inside the home and found a man sitting on a carpet with a large red turban on his head. "Are you the owner of the house?" they asked. "No," he replied, "Someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over that little vase, and freed me from my bottle. I am very grateful! In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes, but the third I will keep for myself." The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded and said, "Done!" The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my wicked way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years and after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire." "Alright," they agreed. When the act was done, the genie then asked the wife "How long have you been married?" She replied, "3 years." The genie then asked, "And how old is your husband?" She replied, "He's 31." The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in all this genie stuff?"

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09-04-2005, 03:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
JAck NEilsen Junior Googler Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the goldie Posts: 49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol thats a good one

09-04-2005, 04:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Glad I could make someone laugh !

09-04-2005, 10:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	lolz, nice...

09-05-2005, 04:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
broken Elite Googler Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 1,573 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Pretty good!

09-05-2005, 01:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't get it disapointed face

09-06-2005, 01:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
JAck NEilsen Junior Googler Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the goldie Posts: 49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	well the guy isnt really a gennie and just took advantage of the dudes wife by pretending he was it took me a while

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