5 jokes. Hope ya guys laugh!

L4nc3k · 08-15-2005, 02:52 AM

Man's Best Friend
Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.”

Bill and Hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch.

Dumb Brunettes
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?

A: Peroxide. :P

Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says “I want a bourbon and….a coke”, the bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear say “I’ve had them all my life.”

Elephant Encounter
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?

A: Apologize and wipe it off. LOL

-Lance

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-15-2005, 05:37 AM

Thanks for posting on one page

I don't get that last one!

mikeskuse999 · 08-15-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Thanks for posting on one page

I don't get that last one!

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If you dont get the last one it is probably because you are either too young or you are too innocent to understand the sickness of it that is the joke, see some jokes dont need an adult brain and some do i think you may be able to guess which type the last one is

but all in all i like these jokes well done they are reasonably funny

mikeskuse999 · 08-15-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Thanks for posting on one page

I don't get that last one!

.

If you dont get the last one it is probably because you are either too young or you are too innocent to understand the sickness of it that is the joke, see some jokes dont need an adult brain and some do i think you may be able to guess which type the last one is

but all in all i like these jokes well done they are reasonably funny

calculus · 08-16-2005, 10:33 AM

didn't get the last one...hhehuaueuaeuaheihaiehihuiihiueuahiheiuehiahe iahiehieaea...............ah....ah...(wiping tears out of eyes)

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-18-2005, 10:20 AM

mikeskuse999, you double posted lol..
And ooh yeah I get it now- didn't read it properly haha. Nice joke there Lancer!
And calculus, if you continue to laugh at me or insult me, i will report you

tbrenner · 09-17-2005, 06:56 AM

I wish i hadn't got it

Çãt JåÐí$ · 09-17-2005, 07:00 AM

Haha..
BTW, where are you Lancer?

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 09-17-2005, 08:16 AM

Don't know why, but these Q jokes don't really make me laugh most of the time.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 09-17-2005, 08:31 AM

Poor Eric hehe

08-15-2005, 02:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
L4nc3k Google Freak Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Selangor, Malaysia Posts: 424 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	5 jokes. Hope ya guys laugh! Man's Best Friend Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.” Bill and Hillary Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch. Dumb Brunettes Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ? A: Peroxide. :P Huge Pause A bear walks into a bar and says “I want a bourbon and….a coke”, the bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear say “I’ve had them all my life.” Elephant Encounter Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant? A: Apologize and wipe it off. LOL -Lance

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Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thanks for posting on one page I don't get that last one!

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calculus Junior Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	didn't get the last one...hhehuaueuaeuaheihaiehihuiihiueuahiheiuehiahe iahiehieaea...............ah....ah...(wiping tears out of eyes)

08-18-2005, 10:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	mikeskuse999, you double posted lol.. And ooh yeah I get it now- didn't read it properly haha. Nice joke there Lancer! And calculus, if you continue to laugh at me or insult me, i will report you

09-17-2005, 06:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
tbrenner Senior Googler Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: South Georgia Posts: 105 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I wish i hadn't got it

09-17-2005, 07:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Haha.. BTW, where are you Lancer?

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Don't know why, but these Q jokes don't really make me laugh most of the time.

09-17-2005, 08:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Poor Eric hehe

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