Frog

mikeskuse999 · 08-15-2005, 12:35 PM

Heres another another joke for you all:

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

jodes · 10-11-2005, 08:32 PM

lol!! a timeless classic

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 10-11-2005, 11:26 PM

Haha, hella funny.

Kenmcfa · 10-13-2005, 10:07 AM

The lawyer version is better. Should I tell it?

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 10-13-2005, 10:15 AM

Yeah, you should.

Kenmcfa · 10-13-2005, 10:54 AM

Ok. I've forgotten exactly how it goes, but basically a genie appears to a man and tells him that he will grant him three wishes, but for each wish, two times that will happen to every lawyer in the world. First of all he wishes for £1,000,000 and evey lawyer in the world gets £2,000,000. Next he wishes for a ferrari, so every lawyer in the world gets 2 ferraris. And when the genie asks for the final wish, the man replies "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 10-13-2005, 11:03 AM

Hahahaha, nice. I thought that lawyer stereotypes weren't common, lol.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 10-14-2005, 02:44 AM

hahaha I like the lawyer one better!

mikeskuse999 · 10-21-2005, 02:31 AM

i must admit the lawyer one was better than mine so i take my hat off to you, but wait i dont have a hat to take off so maybe i should become a mime or something, maybe if i just nod my head at you that'll do the trick, although i would look kinda stupid nodding at a computer screen.

haha i'm so funny, wait i know almost every reader of this will be all like "oh this guy thinks he's funny, lets point and laugh" but NO dont u dare i'm nice when u get to know me

... honestly

IamTheKing9 · 10-21-2005, 04:15 AM

Hmm... I'd say both the jokes were really funny!!!

08-15-2005, 12:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Frog Heres another another joke for you all: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

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Kenmcfa Google Freak Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villany (Bathgate, Scotland) Posts: 429 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ok. I've forgotten exactly how it goes, but basically a genie appears to a man and tells him that he will grant him three wishes, but for each wish, two times that will happen to every lawyer in the world. First of all he wishes for £1,000,000 and evey lawyer in the world gets £2,000,000. Next he wishes for a ferrari, so every lawyer in the world gets 2 ferraris. And when the genie asks for the final wish, the man replies "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hahahaha, nice. I thought that lawyer stereotypes weren't common, lol.

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mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i must admit the lawyer one was better than mine so i take my hat off to you, but wait i dont have a hat to take off so maybe i should become a mime or something, maybe if i just nod my head at you that'll do the trick, although i would look kinda stupid nodding at a computer screen. haha i'm so funny, wait i know almost every reader of this will be all like "oh this guy thinks he's funny, lets point and laugh" but NO dont u dare i'm nice when u get to know me ... honestly

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