Blondes tut tut

mikeskuse999 · 08-15-2005, 11:46 AM

Joke:

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'

The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

BeTimeBuilder · 08-19-2005, 08:27 AM

bloody boring oh oh

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-19-2005, 09:22 AM

if you think it's boring, dont say anything at all

darrenstraight · 08-19-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

if you think it's boring, dont say anything at all

I agree!

suchi20 · 08-19-2005, 10:04 AM

Çãt ™ wrote:
if you think it's boring, dont say anything at all

I agree!
_________________

freedom of speech-anyone can express thier opiniop

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-19-2005, 10:21 AM

*bows* hehehehe
Ah that made me feel happy. thanks!

computermann24 · 09-12-2005, 10:24 PM

LOL! Thats Cool.....

08-15-2005, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Blondes tut tut Joke: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!' The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!' Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

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08-19-2005, 08:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
BeTimeBuilder Junior Googler Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	bloody boring oh oh

08-19-2005, 09:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	if you think it's boring, dont say anything at all

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suchi20 Noogle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: B'lore Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Çãt ™ wrote: if you think it's boring, dont say anything at all I agree! _________________ freedom of speech-anyone can express thier opiniop

08-19-2005, 10:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	bows hehehehe Ah that made me feel happy. thanks!

09-12-2005, 10:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
computermann24 Googler Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nelson, New Zealand Posts: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL! Thats Cool.....

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