Lexus!!!

mikeskuse999 · 08-15-2005, 12:47 PM

joke:

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-16-2005, 04:09 AM

CAN YOU NOT READ????? I have specifically asked TWICE for people to post their jokes in ONE topic! aaaaaaaaahhhh
*runs screaming into bramble bush*

Randy · 08-16-2005, 10:31 AM

Cat, while I understand your frustration, it would be organizationally best to have each joke in its own new thread and have replies be comments.

Thanks! Let me know if you think this should be done differently.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-16-2005, 10:33 AM

Yup. Sorry.. it really gets to me for some reason!

mikeskuse999 · 08-17-2005, 10:08 AM

ok i sincerely apologize to you all and to make it up to you, here is another joke

:

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-17-2005, 10:15 AM

haha it's ok.... apology accepted.. and you have definately won me over with that joke!!!!!

mikeskuse999 · 08-18-2005, 05:04 AM

ok then thats good

Çãt JåÐí$ · 08-18-2005, 11:21 AM

Any more jokes flinging themselves our way in the near future mate?

08-15-2005, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Lexus!!! joke: A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

08-17-2005, 10:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sorry :D ok i sincerely apologize to you all and to make it up to you, here is another joke : A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."

08-18-2005, 05:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
mikeskuse999 Googler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yay ok then thats good

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08-16-2005, 04:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	CAN YOU NOT READ????? I have specifically asked TWICE for people to post their jokes in ONE topic! aaaaaaaaahhhh runs screaming into bramble bush

08-16-2005, 10:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Randy Google Guru Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Cat, while I understand your frustration, it would be organizationally best to have each joke in its own new thread and have replies be comments. Thanks! Let me know if you think this should be done differently.

08-16-2005, 10:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yup. Sorry.. it really gets to me for some reason!

08-17-2005, 10:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha it's ok.... apology accepted.. and you have definately won me over with that joke!!!!!

08-18-2005, 11:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Any more jokes flinging themselves our way in the near future mate?

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