The worlds funniest joke! - Page 2

TheBostonian · 10-21-2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by IamTheKing9

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Originally Posted by TheBostonian

Haha! I thought it was funny.

Er... How funny?

Not the funniest joke I've ever heard. But still quite funny, in my opinion.

dauodwa · 04-19-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Molly

This got voted the funniest joke in the world!!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

What do you think?

i like this joke, but you havent included the whole thing and have modified it thus making it less funny

m.flores14 · 05-04-2006, 10:13 AM

That wasn't a funny joke.

luckymurari · 05-08-2006, 06:06 AM

i heard it two years back

prithvi18 · 05-26-2006, 10:10 PM

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric
chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!

IamTheKing9 · 05-27-2006, 01:45 AM

Now that's what I call funny. And a perfect portayal of the current Indian government as well.

wasted soul · 05-27-2006, 02:36 AM

funny but not the funniest...

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05-04-2006, 10:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
m.flores14 Junior Googler Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lorain, Ohio Posts: 34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	That wasn't a funny joke.

05-08-2006, 06:06 AM	#14 (permalink)
luckymurari Google Freak Join Date: May 2006 Location: india Posts: 310 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i heard it two years back

05-26-2006, 10:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
prithvi18 Noogle Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!

05-27-2006, 01:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
IamTheKing9 Google Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 3,000 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Now that's what I call funny. And a perfect portayal of the current Indian government as well.

05-27-2006, 02:36 AM	#17 (permalink)
wasted soul Googler Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 78 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	funny but not the funniest...

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