The worlds funniest joke!

Molly · 10-01-2005, 08:19 AM

This got voted the funniest joke in the world!!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

What do you think?

JohnBorgen · 10-01-2005, 08:55 AM

I've read funnier jokes in this forum.

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 10-01-2005, 09:11 AM

Uhhh. I didn't laugh.

Jimbob1989 · 10-01-2005, 09:32 AM

Smerked, but no serious laugh. Was a little funny I think

Çãt JåÐí$ · 10-01-2005, 10:14 AM

er.. definately not the best joke but quite good!

Justin · 10-07-2005, 04:11 PM

It takes all of the "funnyness" out of it when you tell us it's the world's most funniest. Jokes are better when they come as a surprise, you know, unexpected.

cysite · 10-07-2005, 04:17 PM

its funny!! were did you find the joke?

IamTheKing9 · 10-21-2005, 03:34 AM

It is funny, though not that much...

TheBostonian · 10-21-2005, 03:37 AM

Haha! I thought it was funny.

IamTheKing9 · 10-21-2005, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBostonian

Haha! I thought it was funny.

Er... How funny?

10-01-2005, 08:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Molly Noogle Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The worlds funniest joke! This got voted the funniest joke in the world!! A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?" What do you think?

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JohnBorgen Noogle Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I've read funnier jokes in this forum.

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Uhhh. I didn't laugh.

10-01-2005, 09:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jimbob1989 Google Freak Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 395 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Smerked, but no serious laugh. Was a little funny I think

10-01-2005, 10:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	er.. definately not the best joke but quite good!

10-07-2005, 04:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Justin Google Freak Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Dickson, TN Posts: 354 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It takes all of the "funnyness" out of it when you tell us it's the world's most funniest. Jokes are better when they come as a surprise, you know, unexpected.

10-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	its funny!! were did you find the joke?

10-21-2005, 03:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
IamTheKing9 Google Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 3,000 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	It is funny, though not that much...

10-21-2005, 03:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
TheBostonian Googler Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Haha! I thought it was funny.

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