Dirty Jokes

the_slash · 10-14-2005, 02:02 PM

alright everyone, it's time for dirty jokes! submit your best, just make sure it's not racist or too dirty or anything like that. I'll start.

Quote:

The cannibals captured a seventy-year-old missionary. Since the old bird was so tough, they decided to cook him slowly over a low flame. The head cannibal put him in a pot of water, then came out for a taste two hours later. When the liquid touched his lips, a look of revulsion came over his face. He flung the liquid away and ordered the missionary taken into the forest and burried alive.
His number two man came up to him and said, "Chief, why throw good food away?"
The chief spat on the ground and said, "That bastard. He had the balls to piss in the pot."

dude66 · 10-28-2005, 06:46 AM

Bit rude for Google Community.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 10-28-2005, 11:01 AM

Hmm.. Even though I can see how it could be funny to some people, I still find cannabalism too digusting to find funny!

the_slash · 10-28-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Hmm.. Even though I can see how it could be funny to some people, I still find cannabalism too digusting to find funny!

meh...everyone's a critic

Çãt JåÐí$ · 10-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Haha did you get that phrase off "A simple wish" by any chance?

the_slash · 10-28-2005, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Haha did you get that phrase off "A simple wish" by any chance?

...mehbeh...

rp1226 · 11-23-2005, 03:22 PM

Not that funny, kinda sick

Kenmcfa · 11-24-2005, 09:00 AM

I know an even dirtier Joke!!!

Joke the chimney sweep.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 11-25-2005, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_slash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Haha did you get that phrase off "A simple wish" by any chance?

...mehbeh...

haha, good film isn't it, if a little young!
And tell us then Kenmcfa!

Kenmcfa · 11-25-2005, 12:09 PM

Its Joke the chimney sweep, he's very dirty.

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dude66 Elite Googler Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Thursday Posts: 1,844 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Bit rude for Google Community.

10-28-2005, 11:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hmm.. Even though I can see how it could be funny to some people, I still find cannabalism too digusting to find funny!

10-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Haha did you get that phrase off "A simple wish" by any chance?

11-23-2005, 03:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
rp1226 Noogle Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Not that funny, kinda sick

11-24-2005, 09:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kenmcfa Google Freak Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villany (Bathgate, Scotland) Posts: 429 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I know an even dirtier Joke!!! Joke the chimney sweep.

11-25-2005, 12:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kenmcfa Google Freak Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villany (Bathgate, Scotland) Posts: 429 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Its Joke the chimney sweep, he's very dirty.

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