New Microsoft Windows ad slogans. A Joke from AhaJokes.com

AmericanIdiot1721 · 11-20-2005, 09:01 PM

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.

1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.

2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.

4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

5. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

7. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better

11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

14. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course!

15. How do you want to crash today?

sirlaguna · 11-23-2005, 04:00 AM

Yeah realy funny I really laughed I especialy liked no. 9 & 10!

kcmandava · 11-23-2005, 04:06 AM

I like No.12 and 15.

benny_butterfly · 11-29-2005, 05:37 AM

You've said it all my friend.

pjhale · 12-11-2005, 07:59 PM

found another cool one at [URL Removed!]

Andylkl · 12-12-2005, 05:04 AM

Pjhale, hope you're not promoting your website in such a way? Inserting a link to a website with little or no information in a post is generally frowned upon.

Kenmcfa · 12-12-2005, 09:52 AM

And so is bumping an old thread.

11-20-2005, 09:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
AmericanIdiot1721 Senior Googler Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 185 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	New Microsoft Windows ad slogans. A Joke from AhaJokes.com New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans ------------------------------------------------------------------- At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows. 1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house. 2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle. 3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell. 4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows. 5. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS. 6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance. 7. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy. 8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty. 9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying. 10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better 11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows. 12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows! 13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. 14. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course! 15. How do you want to crash today?

12-11-2005, 07:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
pjhale Noogle Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	another cool site found another cool one at [URL Removed!]

12-12-2005, 05:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Andylkl Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Georgetown, Penang, Malaysia Posts: 795 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pjhale, hope you're not promoting your website in such a way? Inserting a link to a website with little or no information in a post is generally frowned upon. __________________ Please read the Google Community rules before posting! I have a strict zero-tolerance policy against spammers, and I won't hesitate to ban!

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11-23-2005, 04:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
sirlaguna Master Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ALONE IN THE DARK Posts: 788 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Yeah realy funny I really laughed I especialy liked no. 9 & 10!

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kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I like No.12 and 15.

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