good joke , njoy.

[sanket.no.1]

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about
1/3 way through the first semester, he has foolishly
squandered what money his parents had given him for
school.
Then he gets an idea.
He calls his Redneck father.
"Dad," he says," you won't believe the wonders that
modern education are coming up with! Why, they
actually have a program here that will teach Fido how
to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do
I get him in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says,
"I'll get him into the course."

So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs
out.
The boy calls his father again.

"So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this, they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have
to do to get him in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
His father sends the money.
The boy has a problem.

At the end of the year, his father will find out that
the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home, his father is all excited...

"Where's Fido? I just can't wait to see him talk and
read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.
This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was
in the living room kicking back in the recliner,
reading the morning paper, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked: "Is your daddy still
cheating on your mama and messing' around with that
cute little redhead next door" ?

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that damn dog".

"I sure did, Dad!" "I sure did!"

"That's my boy!"



(copyed from 1 email,i received)

[kcmandava]

Like Son, Like Father!

[drunken_master]

good one funny enuff

[superbeowulf]

how long have you lived in america?BRi loved the story, but i was surprised to see the joke from the southern American style.

eventhough the joke was typical southern story, but isn't it kind of awakward to be on this forum?

well, not to make the person feel bad, but person who wrote or told you the joke must be sterotypical.

eventhough i have lived in the south (in north america) for quite a while, but i still don't grasp that southern understanding.

hopefully i will get it one day.

[einsteinisgaurav]

Originally Posted by superbeowulf

how long have you lived in america?BRi loved the story, but i was surprised to see the joke from the southern American style.

eventhough the joke was typical southern story, but isn't it kind of awakward to be on this forum?

well, not to make the person feel bad, but person who wrote or told you the joke must be sterotypical.

eventhough i have lived in the south (in north america) for quite a while, but i still don't grasp that southern understanding.

hopefully i will get it one day.

thats quite a good joke ,coz this forum , i suppose is meant tobe abt india
hehehehheeeeeeeee

[rossco24/7]

superbeowulf - its a joke - just enjoy it.

[puppynut5]

The whole thing with the south is that while a lot of them are supposed to be more "refined" theres also a lot of them that are supposed to be more redneck like. Or if you don't understand that one maybe you'll understand hillbilly. If you don't understand any of those go to www.urbandictionary.com and look em up...

[GroundPounderUSMC]

Hahahaha, funny funny.
You folks need to lighten up. I am from the south and thats pretty damn funny to me. My dad woulda said the same thing lol.

[mavahntooth]

LOL!!! that is funny.

[coron]

Haha! that's a good one