Another blonde joke.

MAgic8Ball · 11-23-2005, 01:11 PM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Credits to: http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-...paint-job.html

andrew247 · 11-23-2005, 01:35 PM

Where do you get your jokes from...that is the second one I have read by you and have been very impressed. You should be a comedian if you made those up yourself...never heard either of the two before. Look forward to more jokes!
By the way, did you make them up yourself?

MAgic8Ball · 11-23-2005, 01:43 PM

No, these are not my jokes, I give credit to coolfunnyjokes.com.. I wish I was that funny haha.

andrew247 · 11-23-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAgic8Ball

No, these are not my jokes, I give credit to coolfunnyjokes.com.. I wish I was that funny haha.

Just been to their site....very funny...could be there all night (but I have other stuff to do so I can't stay on it unfortunetely).
Owell....maybe I could read some more tomorrow

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 11-23-2005, 08:21 PM

Damn, that was funny.

11-23-2005, 01:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
MAgic8Ball Noogle Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Another blonde joke. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Credits to: http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-...paint-job.html

11-23-2005, 01:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
andrew247 Google Guru Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: c:\GoogleCommunity Posts: 3,386 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	Your jokes Where do you get your jokes from...that is the second one I have read by you and have been very impressed. You should be a comedian if you made those up yourself...never heard either of the two before. Look forward to more jokes! By the way, did you make them up yourself?

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MAgic8Ball Noogle Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	No, these are not my jokes, I give credit to coolfunnyjokes.com.. I wish I was that funny haha.

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