joke : holy priest !!!!!!!!

sanket.no.1 · 12-30-2005, 10:33 AM

lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest.

She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor ? "

The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "

"I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new-sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock ? "

The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "

The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "

So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock. The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest
presented himself to one of the customs officers.

He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "

The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ? "

Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used ! "

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 12-30-2005, 06:03 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Çãt JåÐí$ · 12-31-2005, 01:36 AM

Not bad....

darrenstraight · 12-31-2005, 11:16 AM

Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day!

thecodemaster · 12-31-2005, 01:04 PM

Nice one

Good joke

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-01-2006, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darrenstraight

Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day!

darrenstraight · 01-01-2006, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt ™

Quote:

Originally Posted by darrenstraight

Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day!

Hehe!

pal · 01-01-2006, 03:40 AM

kcmandava · 01-01-2006, 10:10 AM

Good one..

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-02-2006, 02:21 AM

Many many smiles here hehe

12-30-2005, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
sanket.no.1 Googler Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	joke : holy priest !!!!!!!! lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest. She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor ? " The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? " "I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new-sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock ? " The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! " The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions " So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock. The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest presented himself to one of the customs officers. He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? " The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare " Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ? " Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used ! " Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "

12-31-2005, 11:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
darrenstraight Microsoft Student Partner Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 5,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day! __________________ Visit my Tech Blog!

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

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