Bill Gates after death !!!!!!

sanket.no.1 · 01-04-2006, 10:40 AM

BillGates after Death

Read what happened to bill after death

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-05-2006, 01:08 AM

lol I heard this before long ago, but anyway, funny.

ryan999 · 01-07-2006, 11:21 AM

thats realy funny what was the website that youo got that off can you post the url or did you make it up? Proably not.

Really Funny Though

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-08-2006, 02:15 AM

Hahaha, made me smile, very good

bsl-tlb · 01-08-2006, 05:28 AM

that's a very nice one

lionstarr · 01-08-2006, 06:11 AM

Another one:
Bill gates, The IBM-Boss and Linus Torvals die.
God tells them, that for every bug in their OS they would get a needle-picks. Linus gets three picks,
the IBM_Boss five.
When Linus is finished he asks God "Where is Bil"
"Oh, we're putting him on sewing-machine this moment.

greetings,
lionstarr

ryan999 · 01-08-2006, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lionstarr

Bill gates, The IBM-Boss and Linus Torvals die.
God tells them, that for every bug in their OS they would get a needle-picks. Linus gets three picks,
the IBM_Boss five.
When Linus is finished he asks God "Where is Bil"
"Oh, we're putting him on sewing-machine this moment.

very amuzing lol

lionstarr · 01-08-2006, 07:11 AM

Yep, sorry for the Bad Englush:
Was Germany and I translated it...

IamTheKing9 · 01-18-2006, 02:50 AM

Ha ha. Funny.

amitpatel_3001 · 01-18-2006, 10:01 AM

Superb ones.
Both the jokes.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Waiting for more

01-04-2006, 10:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
sanket.no.1 Googler Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bill Gates after death !!!!!! BillGates after Death Read what happened to bill after death Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"

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bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	that's a very nice one

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lionstarr Senior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 136 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Another one: Bill gates, The IBM-Boss and Linus Torvals die. God tells them, that for every bug in their OS they would get a needle-picks. Linus gets three picks, the IBM_Boss five. When Linus is finished he asks God "Where is Bil" "Oh, we're putting him on sewing-machine this moment. greetings, lionstarr

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lionstarr Senior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 136 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Yep, sorry for the Bad Englush: Was Germany and I translated it...

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01-18-2006, 10:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
amitpatel_3001 Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: India Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Superb ones. Both the jokes. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Waiting for more

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