What if...?

bsl-tlb · 01-04-2006, 02:37 PM

A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you marry again?"

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's lefthanded!"

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-05-2006, 01:09 AM

Hahahahahaahahaha teh funnay.

sanket.no.1 · 01-05-2006, 05:39 AM

hilarious !!!

bsl-tlb · 01-07-2006, 10:28 AM

Thank you guys
It felt nice making you happy

cysite · 01-07-2006, 11:10 AM

LOL that was good, post more jokes dude!

ryan999 · 01-07-2006, 11:23 AM

did you make it up i like it more when people make up there own jokes and post them here, not copy other people off the internet but anyway it was really funny

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-07-2006, 02:01 PM

Not bad, not bad

^^
Big compliment from me!

darrenstraight · 01-07-2006, 02:26 PM

Hey I've seen this one before, it's pretty good I have to admit!

Jimbob1989 · 01-07-2006, 02:45 PM

funny and clean too, so its one I can repeat infront of family.

01-04-2006, 02:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What if...? A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you marry again?" "I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry." "But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?" "Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it." "But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?" "Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away." "Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?" "Of course not! He's lefthanded!"

01-07-2006, 02:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
darrenstraight Microsoft Student Partner Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 5,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hey I've seen this one before, it's pretty good I have to admit! __________________ Visit my Tech Blog!

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01-05-2006, 01:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hahahahahaahahaha teh funnay.

01-05-2006, 05:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
sanket.no.1 Googler Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hilarious !!!

01-07-2006, 10:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thank you guys It felt nice making you happy

01-07-2006, 11:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL that was good, post more jokes dude!

01-07-2006, 11:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
ryan999 Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	did you make it up i like it more when people make up there own jokes and post them here, not copy other people off the internet but anyway it was really funny

01-07-2006, 02:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Not bad, not bad ^^ Big compliment from me!

01-07-2006, 02:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jimbob1989 Google Freak Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 395 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	funny and clean too, so its one I can repeat infront of family.

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