Fix The Dents (I apologize to all the blonds in here)

bsl-tlb · 01-07-2006, 10:33 AM

I got this one from an email he sent and I thought that you should read it
Enjoy

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A blond was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blond, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."

cysite · 01-07-2006, 11:07 AM

ROFL! that was funny!

bsl-tlb · 01-07-2006, 11:09 AM

thanx Ben
glad you liked it

ryan999 · 01-07-2006, 11:24 AM

good joke. Blonds all all the same lol.

(that menas dumb and stupid) no offence

LOL

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-09-2006, 06:59 AM

lol hahaha, funny. BTW guys, the feminine form is blonde and the masculine form is blond. I'm naturally blond but I dyed my hair black so that people don't think I'm stupid.

bsl-tlb · 01-09-2006, 09:18 AM

It doesn't have to be blond to be stupid
And you seem smart blond or not

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-09-2006, 08:47 PM

I was really joking though, I dyed it really because I thought black was cool. But now I'm gonna dye it pink because pink is the new black.

bsl-tlb · 01-09-2006, 10:21 PM

Pink is a nice color but not on the top of a man
so if you wanna dyed in a new color try blue I like blue
but pink on a man... that's just stupid
I'm starting to be convinced that you are really blond

Sorry
I'm only messing with you

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-10-2006, 01:27 AM

I wasn't serious either

, anyway, I just wanted to say pink is the new black, I like saying that. One of the best phrases ever coined. =D

bsl-tlb · 01-10-2006, 01:59 AM

It's a nice phrase anyway
I like it
From where did you get it

01-07-2006, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Fix The Dents (I apologize to all the blonds in here) I got this one from an email he sent and I thought that you should read it Enjoy __________________________________________________ __ A blond was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blond, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows."

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01-07-2006, 11:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ROFL! that was funny!

01-07-2006, 11:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thanx Ben glad you liked it

01-07-2006, 11:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
ryan999 Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	good joke. Blonds all all the same lol. (that menas dumb and stupid) no offence LOL

01-09-2006, 06:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	lol hahaha, funny. BTW guys, the feminine form is blonde and the masculine form is blond. I'm naturally blond but I dyed my hair black so that people don't think I'm stupid.

01-09-2006, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It doesn't have to be blond to be stupid And you seem smart blond or not

01-09-2006, 08:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I was really joking though, I dyed it really because I thought black was cool. But now I'm gonna dye it pink because pink is the new black.

01-09-2006, 10:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pink is a nice color but not on the top of a man so if you wanna dyed in a new color try blue I like blue but pink on a man... that's just stupid I'm starting to be convinced that you are really blond Sorry I'm only messing with you

01-10-2006, 01:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I wasn't serious either , anyway, I just wanted to say pink is the new black, I like saying that. One of the best phrases ever coined. =D

01-10-2006, 01:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It's a nice phrase anyway I like it From where did you get it

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