Going crazy with confusion

kizziemoma · 01-08-2006, 10:32 AM

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

ryan999 · 01-08-2006, 10:48 AM

thats just plain confusing didnt see any humour in it

kizziemoma · 01-08-2006, 10:53 AM

he got so confused he ended thought he should be there himself lol

ryan999 · 01-08-2006, 10:58 AM

now that you have explained it it makes a bit more sense but i still dont understand it fully it is probally me

kizziemoma · 01-08-2006, 11:00 AM

it is a bit sad alright. lol

bsl-tlb · 01-09-2006, 04:38 AM

Man that is the most confusing topic I've read
but I got it the man is his own grand father and his stepdaughter's uncle so easy
this should be a nice story for a soap series
but I have a question

What kind of twisted person would think of such thing?!!!!!!!!!

what I mean is:

What the hell were you drinking when you wrote this?!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryan999 · 01-09-2006, 05:08 AM

i think he was drinking 10 vodkas 15l of sherry, 20l of whisky

bsl-tlb · 01-09-2006, 05:10 AM

I think it was a lot more than that

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-09-2006, 07:08 AM

Dunno, kinda funny IMO.

kizziemoma · 01-09-2006, 08:58 AM

I was very very sober not under the afluince of inkachol atall

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01-08-2006, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
kizziemoma Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cork Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Going crazy with confusion A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?" After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

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01-08-2006, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
ryan999 Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thats just plain confusing didnt see any humour in it

01-08-2006, 10:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
kizziemoma Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cork Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	he got so confused he ended thought he should be there himself lol

01-08-2006, 10:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
ryan999 Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	now that you have explained it it makes a bit more sense but i still dont understand it fully it is probally me

01-08-2006, 11:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
kizziemoma Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cork Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	it is a bit sad alright. lol

01-09-2006, 04:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Man that is the most confusing topic I've read but I got it the man is his own grand father and his stepdaughter's uncle so easy this should be a nice story for a soap series but I have a question *What kind of twisted person would think of such thing?!!!!!!!!!* what I mean is: *What the hell were you drinking when you wrote this?!!!!!!!!!!!!*

01-09-2006, 05:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
ryan999 Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i think he was drinking 10 vodkas 15l of sherry, 20l of whisky

01-09-2006, 05:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I think it was a lot more than that

01-09-2006, 07:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Dunno, kinda funny IMO.

01-09-2006, 08:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
kizziemoma Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cork Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I was very very sober not under the afluince of inkachol atall

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