Irish Humour - Bathroom Drunk!!!!!

kizziemoma · 01-08-2006, 11:06 AM

A drunk guy was sitting in a bar. He asked the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender said, "Go down the hall and make a right."

All of a sudden, everybody at the bar heard a loud scream and wondered what was going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by, and everybody at the bar heard another loud scream coming out of the bathroom.

This time, the bartender went into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk was screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away."

The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes my balls."

With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

bsl-tlb · 01-10-2006, 02:03 AM

I felt the pain by only reading this
Imagine what that guy feels
OUCH!!

cysite · 01-10-2006, 10:36 AM

OOOOOOUCH! THA PAIN!!! ooo that would soo hurt!

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-12-2006, 08:28 AM

Oooooo, nasty!!!!

amitpatel_3001 · 01-15-2006, 08:43 PM

Ouch.
Well a litte BIT Funny.
But didnt expect that scene at the end

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01-08-2006, 11:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
kizziemoma Junior Googler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cork Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Irish Humour - Bathroom Drunk!!!!! A drunk guy was sitting in a bar. He asked the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender said, "Go down the hall and make a right." All of a sudden, everybody at the bar heard a loud scream and wondered what was going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by, and everybody at the bar heard another loud scream coming out of the bathroom. This time, the bartender went into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk was screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away." The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes my balls." With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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01-10-2006, 02:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I felt the pain by only reading this Imagine what that guy feels OUCH!!

01-10-2006, 10:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OOOOOOUCH! THA PAIN!!! ooo that would soo hurt!

01-12-2006, 08:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oooooo, nasty!!!!

01-15-2006, 08:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
amitpatel_3001 Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: India Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ouch. Well a litte BIT Funny. But didnt expect that scene at the end

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