A Few Days Apart

bsl-tlb · 01-15-2006, 12:28 PM

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied: “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye

mondine · 01-15-2006, 12:35 PM

Ha. That one's quite clever.

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-15-2006, 09:20 PM

Heard that once. Funny lol.

IamTheKing9 · 01-16-2006, 01:21 AM

Extremely funny.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-16-2006, 09:08 AM

Hahaha

Very good!

amitpatel_3001 · 01-16-2006, 10:21 AM

Well a Good one.
Men always Like to enjoy and flirt but dont allw their wifes to.
So Bad

01-15-2006, 12:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Few Days Apart A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?” To which he replied: “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye

01-15-2006, 12:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
mondine Google Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC. Posts: 4,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Ha. That one's quite clever. __________________

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01-15-2006, 09:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Heard that once. Funny lol.

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IamTheKing9 Google Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 3,000 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Extremely funny.

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Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hahaha Very good!

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