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Old 01-18-2006, 10:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi....

Hope this is acceptable.......hehhehheh.....

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she
Took it to the veterinarian. He found that the
Problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears
And the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded
To tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from
Reoccurring she should go to the store and get some
"Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a
Month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair"
Hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her:
"If you're going to use this under your arms don't use
Deodorant for a few days."
The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs
Don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if
Y! ou must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha....
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Old 01-19-2006, 04:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahaha
Good one
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha I like it! Made me chuckle
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol very good
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