Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk

kcmandava · 01-18-2006, 10:41 AM

Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

andrew247 · 01-18-2006, 10:47 AM

They could be used at work (if you had a very understanding boss

, but for school they wouldn't work

kcmandava · 01-18-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrew247

They could be used at work (if you had a very understanding boss

, but for school they wouldn't work

Thats pretty sad, isn't it? I'm bored of school anyway. I prefer work.

amitpatel_3001 · 01-19-2006, 03:06 AM

Well already using some of these

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-19-2006, 07:40 AM

Wooow they're so good!
And you could actually use them!

Jimbob1989 · 01-19-2006, 08:05 AM

I've seen a bigger list somewhere but can't remember where

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt JåÐí$

Wooow they're so good!
And you could actually use them!

Hope your not getting any ideas about school

bsl-tlb · 01-19-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcmandava

• "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

this one is nice

Jimbob1989 · 01-19-2006, 12:05 PM

Has anyone ever noticed how much duplicate content there is in google.

Anyway, here are a few others:

1) Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

2) “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

3) "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

4) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

kcmandava · 01-19-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Çãt JåÐí$

Wooow they're so good!
And you could actually use them!

Nice

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-19-2006, 07:13 PM

lol Jimbob, those are awesome, I'm gonna use the last one if I ever end up sleeping in my desk.

01-18-2006, 10:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell him: • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." • "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." • "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." • "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." • "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." • "The coffee machine is broken..." • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." • " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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andrew247 Google Guru Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: c:\GoogleCommunity Posts: 3,386 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	They could be used at work (if you had a very understanding boss , but for school they wouldn't work

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amitpatel_3001 Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: India Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well already using some of these

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Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wooow they're so good! And you could actually use them!

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Jimbob1989 Google Freak Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 395 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Has anyone ever noticed how much duplicate content there is in google. Anyway, here are a few others: 1) Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." 2) “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” 3) "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 4) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	lol Jimbob, those are awesome, I'm gonna use the last one if I ever end up sleeping in my desk.

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