The Retirement Party

kcmandava · 01-18-2006, 11:44 AM

The Retirement Party

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff "miss" him.
Most people are writing standard phrases like, "Without you, the company will never be the same,"

"We will always remember you," etc.

Obviously the boss was not satisfied. "I need something from the bottom of your heart, something really touching, you know. Okay, Rahul, you have been working with me for the last 20 years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now. What do you have to say?"

Slowly but firmly, Rahul wrote, "THE BEST NEWS IN 20 YEARS."

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-18-2006, 08:06 PM

lol funny.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-19-2006, 08:45 AM

Hmm, not very funny lol.

mavahntooth · 03-03-2006, 04:22 AM

not quite funny

01-18-2006, 11:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Retirement Party The Retirement Party The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff "miss" him. Most people are writing standard phrases like, "Without you, the company will never be the same," "We will always remember you," etc. Obviously the boss was not satisfied. "I need something from the bottom of your heart, something really touching, you know. Okay, Rahul, you have been working with me for the last 20 years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now. What do you have to say?" Slowly but firmly, Rahul wrote, "THE BEST NEWS IN 20 YEARS."

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01-18-2006, 08:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	lol funny.

01-19-2006, 08:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Çãt JåÐí$ Google Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,345 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hmm, not very funny lol.

03-03-2006, 04:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
mavahntooth Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: estero Posts: 722 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	not quite funny

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