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Old 01-24-2006, 12:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Patience

Patience!
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on.

When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on -- this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.

He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots. . ."
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Old 01-24-2006, 08:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lmao! Great joke.
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Old 01-24-2006, 09:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, nice. Really made me laugh.
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, nice. Really made me laugh.
Thanks guys. My pleasure.
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