Baseball in heaven

kcmandava · 01-24-2006, 08:06 PM

Baseball in Heaven

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.

He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

mondine · 01-24-2006, 08:36 PM

I believe that this joke was one of sanket.no.1's first posts. Except, of course, his version was about cricket.

kcmandava · 01-25-2006, 12:31 AM

You are right! I thought I heard the joke somewhere but I couldn't recollect it. Anyways I posted the same joke in a forum where Sanket is the Moderator

Imagine that. The height of plagiarisnm I presume.

http://forum.gloog.net/viewtopic.php?t=193&highlight=

This is the link.

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-25-2006, 03:53 AM

Subconscious plagiarism?

geekerati · 01-25-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks

Subconscious plagiarism?

You guys are too funny, It seems every time Eric and Mondine posts I laugh at their dry sense of humour. The joke was pretty good, too.

kcmandava · 01-26-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geekerati

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks

Subconscious plagiarism?

You guys are too funny, It seems every time Eric and Mondine posts I laugh at their dry sense of humour. The joke was pretty good, too.

I get the consolation prize everytime, boo hooo.

Çãt JåÐí$ · 01-27-2006, 09:23 AM

Hahahahhaa I love it.

Jimbob1989 · 01-27-2006, 10:00 AM

Harsh.

AthlonAces · 01-28-2006, 01:47 AM

Nice one, lovely.

01-24-2006, 08:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Baseball in heaven Baseball in Heaven Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night."

01-24-2006, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
mondine Google Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC. Posts: 4,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	I believe that this joke was one of sanket.no.1's first posts. Except, of course, his version was about cricket. __________________

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