Worst Golfer

kcmandava · 01-24-2006, 08:12 PM

Worst Golfer

John Smith was definitely not the best of golfers. One day he decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if it was possible for him to do better elsewhere.

He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of his usual slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was totally discouraged and upset.

Turning to the caddy he said, "I must be the world's worst golfer."

"Not really sir," replied the caddy. "From what I understand there's a guy by the name of John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"

bsl-tlb · 01-25-2006, 09:31 AM

nice....
Hahahaha...

cysite · 01-25-2006, 01:39 PM

lol thaz funny

Aisling · 03-03-2006, 02:30 PM

now that is what you call a good joke

rossco24/7 · 03-03-2006, 02:33 PM

good stuff.

mavahntooth · 03-06-2006, 12:59 AM

he loves golf, but golf don't like him. lol

01-24-2006, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Worst Golfer Worst Golfer John Smith was definitely not the best of golfers. One day he decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if it was possible for him to do better elsewhere. He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of his usual slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was totally discouraged and upset. Turning to the caddy he said, "I must be the world's worst golfer." "Not really sir," replied the caddy. "From what I understand there's a guy by the name of John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"

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01-25-2006, 09:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
bsl-tlb Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Damascus - Syria Posts: 191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	nice.... Hahahaha...

01-25-2006, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol thaz funny

03-03-2006, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Aisling Googler Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 78 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	now that is what you call a good joke

03-03-2006, 02:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
rossco24/7 Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: UK Posts: 222 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	good stuff.

03-06-2006, 12:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
mavahntooth Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: estero Posts: 722 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	he loves golf, but golf don't like him. lol

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