wife escape

rossco24/7 · 03-16-2006, 10:27 AM

SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Sans-serif,sans-serif"A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"[/color]

kcmandava · 03-16-2006, 10:37 AM

I remember seeing this on another forum......

rossco24/7 · 03-16-2006, 11:20 AM

thats because jokes tend to get around......

....thats what they do

kcmandava · 03-16-2006, 11:28 AM

I see, I didn't know the wording gets changed from british english to american too. Where does this happen, on the way?

http://forum.gloog.net/viewtopic.php?t=291

P.S: Come up with a better title the next time.

cysite · 03-16-2006, 02:40 PM

yep, someone already posted this

03-16-2006, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
rossco24/7 Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: UK Posts: 222 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	wife escape SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Sans-serif,sans-serif"A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"[/color]

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03-16-2006, 10:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I remember seeing this on another forum......

03-16-2006, 11:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
rossco24/7 Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: UK Posts: 222 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thats because jokes tend to get around...... ....thats what they do

03-16-2006, 11:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I see, I didn't know the wording gets changed from british english to american too. Where does this happen, on the way? http://forum.gloog.net/viewtopic.php?t=291 P.S: Come up with a better title the next time.

03-16-2006, 02:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yep, someone already posted this

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