Something I Found

[Llamaboy]

This just tells us how much thought and preparation goes into the products we use everyday:

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...??On Sears hairdryerDo not use while sleeping.?(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread PuddingProduct will be hot after heating.?(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On Nytol sleep aidWarning: may cause drowsiness.?(One would hope!)??On a bag of FritosYou could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.?(The shoplifter special!)??On a bar of Dial soapDirections: Use like regular soap.?(and that would be how?)??On some Swann frozen dinnersServing suggestion: Defrost.?(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)??On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)?Do not turn upside down.?(Too late! you lose!)??On packaging for a Rowenta ironDo not iron clothes on body.?(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)??On Boot's Children's cough medicineDo not drive car or operate machinery.?(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)??On a Korean kitchen knifeWarning: keep out of children.?(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)??On a string of Christmas lightsFor indoor or outdoor use only.?(As opposed to use in outer space.)??On a food processorNot to be used for the other use.?(Now I'm curious.)??On Sainsbury's peanutsWarning: contains nuts.?(but no peas?)??On an American Airlines packet of nutsInstructions: open packet, eat nuts.?(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)??On a Swedish chainsawDo not attempt to stop chain with your hands.?(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)??On a child's Superman costumeWearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.?(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[puppynut5]

Quite funny my man. I think the text got all messed up though. It being all bunched up made it difficult to read. But it was well worth it.

[Llamaboy]

Yeah, I posted it and it was too late, you get the drift though.

[mondine]

Well, we all make mistakes. That's why there are erasers on pencils.
.... and "edit" buttons on posts.

[357_magnum]

good one Llamaboy! very funny.

[andrew247]

Very funny.

[darrenstraight]

If you could, please provide a source, thanks!

[GroundPounderUSMC]

Hilarious!!

_Congrats on the pussy darren.

[mavahntooth]

funny!

[Kenmcfa]

Originally Posted by Llamaboy

On a Swedish chainsawDo not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Actually, it was "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals"
Apart from that one, lol!