A Women and God - Page 2

princess23 · 03-17-2007, 10:43 AM

at least it made me smile

Runge · 03-27-2007, 12:05 AM

lol.
I can never understand why people wan't to change their appearance (who they are).

harry_puta · 04-12-2007, 12:19 AM

Here's what i found

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something

I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,

"this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.

sadaf · 04-13-2007, 10:26 AM

LOL..... VERY FUNNY

I really like it ...

alex-party · 04-13-2007, 02:21 PM

Lol :d:d:d:d

SteveG · 04-13-2007, 02:32 PM

That was a good one!

-s

ravenclaw22 · 04-18-2007, 02:20 AM

haha! gotcha!

jhenna · 04-19-2007, 02:05 PM

Very funny.

googolplex · 05-11-2007, 02:20 AM

hehehehe.. quite funny indeed

Geezer · 05-13-2007, 04:17 PM

No bad. I'll be telling it tomorrow.

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03-17-2007, 10:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
princess23 Google Freak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: at my Baby boo's heart... Posts: 413 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	at least it made me smile

03-27-2007, 12:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
Runge Google Freak Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 314 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	lol. I can never understand why people wan't to change their appearance (who they are).

04-12-2007, 12:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
harry_puta Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 625 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Here's what i found Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you." "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!" "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.

04-13-2007, 10:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
sadaf Noogle Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 21 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL..... VERY FUNNY I really like it ...

04-13-2007, 02:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
alex-party Elite Googler Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Lol :d:d:d:d

04-13-2007, 02:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
SteveG Senior Googler Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: USA Posts: 113 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That was a good one! -s

04-18-2007, 02:20 AM	#17 (permalink)
ravenclaw22 Google Freak Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 275 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha! gotcha!

04-19-2007, 02:05 PM	#18 (permalink)
jhenna Google Freak Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: USA Posts: 431 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Very funny.

05-11-2007, 02:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
googolplex Junior Googler Join Date: May 2007 Location: London Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hehehehe.. quite funny indeed

05-13-2007, 04:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
Geezer Google Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 297 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	No bad. I'll be telling it tomorrow.

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