A Women and God

dauodwa · 03-20-2006, 12:57 PM

A women is in the hospital having open hart sergeury. she has a near death expierience and she sees god. she asks god "god, am i gonna die?" god replies "no, you shall live for another 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days." the women is pleased and suddenly comes back to life in the hospital. she decides that she should make the most of her years and while in the hospital, decided to have stomach serguery, face lift, change of hairet cetera. when walking home, she is hit by an ambulance, and dies. she asks god "you said that i had 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days of my life left. why didnt you save me?" god replies "sorry, i didnt recognize you!"lol.

cysite · 03-20-2006, 05:58 PM

lolish..
haha, kinda lame

357_magnum · 03-20-2006, 10:03 PM

Yes, it is a reasonably funny joke.

GroundPounderUSMC · 03-21-2006, 02:15 PM

I thought it was pretty humorous. So there you critics!

dauodwa · 03-22-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GroundPounderUSMC

I thought it was pretty humorous. So there you critics!

PThanks for the support! lol. i heard the joke on the radio, and yes that is where i hear most of my jokes!!!

mavahntooth · 03-22-2006, 10:07 PM

LOL! it is funny! harhar!

Hit man · 03-13-2007, 11:19 PM

nice story but ther is no matter or no enjoyment

harry_puta · 03-13-2007, 11:55 PM

Can we consider that a joke?

SeLFiE_12 · 03-13-2007, 11:57 PM

ahahaha...funny...so the lesson here is dont you dare have other surgery that will change your physical appearance so you can be recognize and be saved....wahahahaha...

toinkzzz · 03-14-2007, 11:27 AM

quite a funny joke..

03-20-2006, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
dauodwa Master Googler Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 525 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Women and God A women is in the hospital having open hart sergeury. she has a near death expierience and she sees god. she asks god "god, am i gonna die?" god replies "no, you shall live for another 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days." the women is pleased and suddenly comes back to life in the hospital. she decides that she should make the most of her years and while in the hospital, decided to have stomach serguery, face lift, change of hairet cetera. when walking home, she is hit by an ambulance, and dies. she asks god "you said that i had 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days of my life left. why didnt you save me?" god replies "sorry, i didnt recognize you!"lol.

03-13-2007, 11:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Hit man Senior Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	not bad nice story but ther is no matter or no enjoyment

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03-20-2006, 05:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lolish.. haha, kinda lame

03-20-2006, 10:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
357_magnum Senior Googler Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 163 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Yes, it is a reasonably funny joke.

03-21-2006, 02:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
GroundPounderUSMC Master Googler Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 846 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I thought it was pretty humorous. So there you critics!

03-22-2006, 10:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
mavahntooth Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: estero Posts: 722 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL! it is funny! harhar!

03-13-2007, 11:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
harry_puta Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 625 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Can we consider that a joke?

03-13-2007, 11:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
SeLFiE_12 Master Googler Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 598 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	ahahaha...funny...so the lesson here is dont you dare have other surgery that will change your physical appearance so you can be recognize and be saved....wahahahaha...

03-14-2007, 11:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
toinkzzz Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 952 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	quite a funny joke..

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